UnicornHunters

VICTORIA.

We hunt unicorns for a living. This page is about you. That should tell you something.

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Why you're here

You made it through the hunt.

A lot of people applied for this job. Most were lovely. You were the one we couldn't stop talking about afterwards.

So — we think you're a kick-ass unicorn. Now we'd like to watch you kick ass. One assessment. That's this entire website.

But first, make it official:

"I, the undersigned, confirm that I am a kick-ass unicorn, and I am here to out-kick the ass of every other applicant for this job."


Your briefing

Signed. Witnessed. Legally binding in at least zero countries.

  1. Check your inbox. Everything went to vstoribio4@gmail.com — the assessment doc and your Shopify access.
  2. Watch the Loom first. It's in the assessment and walks you through all of it. After that, it's self-explanatory.
  3. Give it ~2 hours. If it's clearly going to take longer, that's our miscalibration, not your speed — tell Leo and he'll adjust.

CommSlayer login? In the doc's access table. We don't print passwords on public websites — even charming ones.

Open your assessment →
Clock
00:00:00

This timer is for our nerd stats, not your neck. You have a job, a life, and a weekend — start whenever suits you. We just love data. (You'll see.)

Questions or access broken? WhatsApp Leo: +49 1520 4259205 — he's around all day.

Final time
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Now email your finished doc to leo@theunicornhunters.io — and put your time in the subject line if you're proud of it.

Email it in →